Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts
📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17 Music
Hear ye, hear ye! One day after Valentine’s Day, the court convenes not for love – but for revelry, rebellion, and glorious romantic ruin. Join us for Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts, a Renaissance Faire–inspired, anti-Valentine’s celebration where jesters reign, troubadours sing tales of regret, and courtly love is officially canceled. This is a wandering faire of fools, scoundrels, broken hearts, and merry misfits – complete with live music, roaming performers, a fools joust, faire food, and plenty of libations to dull the pain of romance past.
🎶 Live Music (NC-17):
- The Poxy Boggards: 12:30pm • 2:30pm • 4:30pm
- The Merry Wives of Windsor: 1:30pm • 3:30pm • 5:30pm
🎭 Plus:
- Renaissance & circus performers throughout the day
- The Fools Joust
- Faire-style food fit for kings, queens, and court jesters
- Costumes strongly encouraged – come as a scorned knight, sad jester, cursed witch, or fool in love
🍺 Costume Giveaway:
The first 50 guests in costume will receive a custom commemorative stein – because heartbreak is temporary, but drinkware is forever.
Minors are permitted when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.
Be advised: this court is filled with adult themes, bawdy humor, and NC-17 music. Parental discretion is strongly encouraged.
No weapons permitted – real or fake.
Swords, daggers, axes, maces, bows, staffs, foam weapons, or implements of doom must remain outside the kingdom. Hearts may break – people may not.
Come for the music. Stay for the chaos. Leave your heart at the gate.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
⚖️ ENTER THE LEGALIZER
Think the government has no idea what it's doing? Put your case before the Federal Case Terminal and find out.
