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Tag: Weapons

Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
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Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! πŸ™„ After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…

Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
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Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re triggered. πŸ˜‚ Check…

Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! πŸŽ‰ As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
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Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kingsπŸ‘‘ of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…

Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
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Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear πŸ€ΏπŸ’°! We can’t even make this stuff…

Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? πŸ™„ Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Openingβ€”Are We Really Still Doing This
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‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Openingβ€”Are We Really Still Doing This

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…

Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…

PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview β€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview β€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hellπŸ”₯. I mean, turn-based combat? 🀒 But…

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