Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…
Tag: Weapons
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! 🙄 It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…
OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…
Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…
5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…
Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…