In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s supporting role on AC/DC’s “Power Up” tour, which apparently played to three gazillion people at venues so iconic, they’re practically historical landmarks 🙄. When asked about the profound “lessons” learned from touring with AC/DC, Taylor, in a moment of stunning originality, stated that watching AC/DC every night was like getting “schooled.” Yes, because nothing screams “original thought” like praising a band that’s been doing the same thing since before you were born. 😴
She continued, bless her heart ❤️, by saying AC/DC is “on fire 🔥” right now. I mean, who knew a band formed in 1973 could still spontaneously combust? 🔥 Apparently, Angus Young’s amps are so loud, they’re practically weapons of mass destruction. “110 dB on stage,” she exclaimed, as if anyone knows what that even means. 🤷♀️ But hey, it’s “so fucking rock and roll🤘,” which, in Taylor’s world, probably means wearing ripped fishnets and smearing eyeliner. 🖤
But wait, it gets better. According to Taylor, AC/DC isn’t just loud; they’re also “awesome” people. 😇 Shocking, I know! And after “two birthdays on tour with AC/DC,” she’s made “lifelong friends.” BFFs, even! Can you imagine Angus Young and Taylor Momsen sharing friendship bracelets? 🥺 The image alone is enough to make me question the fabric of reality. 😵💫
In other news, THE PRETTY RECKLESS dropped a new single, “For I Am Death 💀,” because nothing says “rock and roll” like embracing your inner emo kid. The music video features Taylor transforming into a “malevolent and haunting figure,” which, let’s be honest, isn’t much of a stretch. 👻 Surrounded by “sinister forces,” she embodies the personification of death, which is ironic considering her music is more likely to induce boredom than rigor mortis. 😴
Back in January 2024, THE PRETTY RECKLESS teased fans with a photo of Taylor in the studio with Jonathan Wyman, confirming they’re working on a new album. Get ready for more angst-ridden lyrics and generic riffs, folks! 🎶
In November 2022, they released “Other Worlds,” a collection of “acoustic recordings, unexpected covers, and other reimaginings.” Because what the world really needs is a watered-down version of THE PRETTY RECKLESS. 🙄
“Death By Rock And Roll,” their previous album, apparently topped “multiple sales charts.” Who knew people still bought albums? 🤔 It also spawned three No. 1 singles, proving that even the most mediocre music can find an audience. 🤷♀️
“Death By Rock And Roll” was their first album without Kato Khandwala, who tragically passed away. RIP. 😔
THE PRETTY RECKLESS formed in 2009 and consists of Taylor Momsen and some other guys. 🎸
In 2021, Taylor, aka Jenny Humphrey from “Gossip Girl,” described “Death By Rock And Roll” as a “battle cry for life and for hope.” Because nothing says “hope” like a song called “Death By Rock And Roll.” 🤷♀️
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
