Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…
Tag: Weapons
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…
Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🤯.…
Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…
Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…
Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…
Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…
Worlds Okayest Detective Agency Now Open for Business Featuring a Cast of Has Beens and Never Wases in the Most Underwhelming Trailer of the Year MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Because Who Needs Real Talent When You Have Mice
After an early development cycle full of very cool-looking gameplay and trailers, MOUSE: P.I. For Hire has finally revealed a…