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Tag: Weapons

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!
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Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Democrat Hypocrisy on Full Display as Iran Strikes Expose Leftist Agenda Well, well, well! Look who’s MIA when it’s time…

Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud
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Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh look, it’s the same old song and dance from the woke AI crowd! So let me get this straight:…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

“America’s ‘Just in Case’ War Closet: Peek Inside the Arsenal Ready to Drop on Iran’s Doorstep”
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“America’s ‘Just in Case’ War Closet: Peek Inside the Arsenal Ready to Drop on Iran’s Doorstep”

Big ElephantFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Trump’s Masterstroke: Iran’s Mullahs on Notice as US Military Assembles Iron Wall of Freedom President Donald J. Trump continues demonstrating…

Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)
Hold Up, DON'T NOD Is Making What Now?!
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Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Okay, I’m sorry, but Aphelion? From the studio that brought us Life is Strange and Jusant? Y’all are really gonna…

The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!
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The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…

Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
Hands-On With People Of Note—Feel The Rhythm
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…

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Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

“Elite, highly trained unit” 😂 👏 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Angel City Brewery Hosts Fools Faire: Where Broken Hearts Meet Booze

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts 📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17…

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