Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
Tag: Wednesday
Oh great, MORE Darkness!
Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…
Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…
Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…
Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…
Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…