Get ready, sinners! 🙏 On Wednesday, July 23, 2025, at 7:00 PM (Madrid time), Alpha is throwing a virtual party on Zoom to teach you how to brainwash your friends into talking about life, faith, and God. 🎉📍 Zoom meeting (link provided after registration). They promise a “friendly atmosphere” and open chat—just don’t mention evolution! 🙈 The training covers how to run a typical Alpha session (online or offline) so you can invite your buddies over for “hospitality” and deep talks. 😇 Your mission: bring them in one by one. 🤖 See you there! 🚀
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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