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Get Ready for the Most Epic Celebration of Freedom Since the Emancipation Proclamation with the Juneteenth SteamPunk Ball 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Get ready for The House of Afros, Capes & Curls events πŸŽ‰ πŸ•°οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Because One Day of Free Food and Music is All the Freedom We Really Need at the 6th Annual Dallas Juneteenth Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The 6th annual family food festival in celebration of the Juneteenth holiday πŸŽ‰ THE NUMBER 1 FOOD FESTIVAL IN SOUTH…

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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY WHERE YOU’LL PROBABLY REGRET NOT LEAVING BY 10PM BUT HEY FREE DRINKS TIL 11PM

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸΉπŸŽ‰ ROOFTOP. VIBES. DRINKS πŸŽ‰πŸΉ Atlanta House Party | Every Friday Night πŸ“† Atlanta culture 🀣, music 🎢, vibes 😎.…

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Because the Youth Were Getting Too Good at Real Jobs 2026 Creative Youth Celebration to Keep Them Distracted

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic celebration of high school art 🀣! Join us on Saturday, June 27, 2026 at…

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Soutenez les agriculteurs Africains avec de l’argent public pour qu’ils puissent enfin nous nourrir tous

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸ“£ Webinaire sur le financement de l’agriculture πŸŒΎπŸ’Έ πŸ•°οΈ 11h30 – 13h15 πŸ“… avec Matthieu BRUN πŸ’Ό et Abdoul Fattath…

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Learn R and Finally Become a Slightly Less Useless Data Analyst with ResBaz

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸ€“ Learn to code, nerds! πŸ€“ R programming workshop πŸ“Š on data analysis πŸ“ˆ. Follow-along πŸ“, noobs welcome πŸ€—. πŸ’»…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of the Century RNB vs Slow Jams Who Will Reign Supreme in Brooklyn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

OMG, R&B fans in NYC, rejoice! πŸŽ‰ LITTLEFIELD is taken over for late-night R&B parties 🎀πŸ”₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Because Your Avocado Toast Needs aSide of Guilt and Recycling

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida πŸŽ‰βš½οΈ is back in LA June 14th 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Level Up to Mastering the Art of Kicking Employees to the Curb with Total Confidence and Zero Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Don’t miss out on this super exciting webinar series 🀩! 25 June 2026 | 1–2pm | Zoom πŸ•’ πŸ“šπŸ‘₯ Chuck…

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Because You Haven’t Gained Enough Weight Yet Here Comes the 2nd Annual Hampton Roads Black Food Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Get ready for the Black Food Fest πŸ΄πŸ‘Œ, where tradition meets innovation and your taste buds will do the happy…

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