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“How to Waste 5 Minutes of Your Life Masterfully with a Pencil”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 4, 2026

Unlock the secret to drawing like a pro in just 5 minutes! 😅 Join Nishant Jain, the sneaky artist who…

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“Master the Art of Sketching in Less Time Than It Takes to Microwave a Burrito”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 4, 2026

**Ready to draw like a sneaky pro?** 😏🎨 Join Nishant Jain, the artist who ditched neuroscience for doodles, as he…

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HR Evolution Lab – Quando il Team è Stanco e Finge di Essere OK (Come Se Niente Fosse)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**HR Evolution Lab: Il Club Segreto dei Supereroi del Personale!** 🦸♂️🦸♀️ Solo per i prescelti (max 10 persone, perché siamo…

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“Business Plan: Perché il Tuo Sogno di Diventare Milionario è Solo un’Illusione ben Organizzata”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Finalmente un webinar che ti insegna a contare! 😂 In collaborazione con Banca Etica Hai un’idea brillante ma zero soldi?…

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“Digging Up Your Great-Grandpa’s Dirt: A 20th Century Ancestry Adventure”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Discover Your Ancestors (or Not) This webinar will introduce you to key 20th century sources to trace your family history,…

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8th Annual Buffalo LepreCon: Where Everyone’s Irish, No One’s Sober, and the Shamrocks Are Optional

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

The Leprecon Crawl is back for the 8th year, because nothing says “networking” like green beer and regret! 🍀🍻 Join…

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Oublis, concentration en berne, mémoire qui flanche : panique générale, on se bouge les méninges !

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Webinaire gratuit : Troubles de la mémoire débutants : comprendre l’accompagnement en Équipe Spécialisée Mémoire à domicile 📅 Jeudi 19…

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“Quand les profs de FLE s’attaquent à la prosodie : De la syllabe au mot phonétique, la guerre du son commence !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet : Pourquoi la prononciation en FLE ne peut pas se réduire au travail des…

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“FLE Phonétique : Quand la Syllabe Devient un Mot, C’est le Bordel Phonétique !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet** Préparez-vous à une expérience aussi excitante qu’un cours de phonétique un lundi matin !…

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B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

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