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“Comment arnaquer le patriarcat en finançant des femmes entrepreneures : le guide ultime du hold-up économique”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

Attention les entrepreneurs et entrepreneures non binaires! Êtes-vous prêts à découvrir les secrets pour décrocher des fonds plus vite que…

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AI & Funders: What’s Buzzing in the Trusty, Funderful Minds of Foundations? 🤖💰

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AI is either your charity’s best friend or its worst enemy. Funders spill the tea on who’s winning. Tired of…

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“Brain, Behavior, & Mind 2026 Spring Conference: Where Your Thoughts Are the Main Event and Your Mind Is the Guest of Honor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AGENDA 9:00 AM – 9:15 AM EDT: Welcome and Conference Announcements by James A. Naifeh, PhD, COL Vincent F. Capaldi,…

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“Ciberseguridad para OT: Porque Nadie Quiere un Robot Hackeado en la Fábrica”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

¡Blindaje Digital en Industria! 🛡️ ¿Quieres proteger tu fábrica de hackers? 🤓 Únete al evento online con el Ing. Miguel…

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“22º Encuentro de Sanación con la Energía de Magnified Healing®: Porque Tu Dolor Necesita un Upgrade de Frecuencia”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

EVENTO SIN CARGO – SANACIÓN VÍA ZOOM CON KWAN YIN ¡Prepárate para recibir la energía de la Bien-Amada Madre Kwan…

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“El Gran Debate: ¿Cómo Diseñar Servicios de Salud Sin Morir en el Intento?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

¿Querés saber por qué tu hospital parece un laberinto de Kafka? 🧭 ¿Sabías que el diseño de hospitales es clave…

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“Entrenamiento Alpha Online: Porque ¿Quién Necesita Salir de la Cama Cuando Puedes Sudar en Pijama?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

**¡Alerta! Aquí llega Alpha, la herramienta que promete revolucionar tu vida… o al menos tu charla de café!** 📅 ¿Cuándo?…

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“Material Matters: When February 28 + March 1 = Your Wallet Crying”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

**Material Matters: Where Vintage Junk Meets Fancy Talk** Another glorified flea market masquerading as high culture. From the geniuses behind…

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“Ouders van ‘thuiszitters’ Vragen: ‘Zijn Ze Ooit Van Die Bank Gaan Staan?'”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

Ben je ouder van een kind dat is uitgevallen in het onderwijs of dreigt je kind binnenkort uit te vallen?…

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“EL NIÑO INTERIOR: El Pequeño Demonio que Atormenta a tus Pacientes y Cómo Domesticarlo”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

¿Querés trabajar con traumas pero sin saber cómo? ¡Esta Masterclass es para vos! 🧠 📍 **¿Qué vas a aprender?** –…

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