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Tag: White House

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone
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Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Kalshi is investigating some suspicious trades that correctly predicted Katie…

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par
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Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Washington DC, folks, and it’s a doozy. Crews with…

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
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Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
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Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
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Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…

Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
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Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…

Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again
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Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, making comments that have…

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