Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…
Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…
Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…
Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…
Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…
Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…
White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…