Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
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Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again
It looks like Roblox Corporation is in hot water, and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed microtransaction…
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…