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King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold
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King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

King Charles Channels His Inner Woke Snowflake in Annual Christmas Meltdown, Blames MAGA for British Weather In a stunning display…

More House Republicans Suddenly Remember They Wanted to Be Governors After All That Toxic Air
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More House Republicans Suddenly Remember They Wanted to Be Governors After All That Toxic Air

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Republican lawmakers are fleeing the Capitol like rats from a sinking…

Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN
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Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough
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Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Another Day, Another Million: Taylor Swift’s Communist Cash Flood Keeps Flowing While America Starves for Freedom In a stunning display…

The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad
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The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Woke Ivy League Meltdown: Brown University’s Security is as Soft as Their Marxist Curriculum After Latest Campus Massacre In a…

Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm
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Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Ambulance Chasers and Climate Alarmists Rejoice: Pennsylvania Nursing Home Fire Sparks Latest Leftist Propaganda Campaign BREAKING: The radical left’s favorite…

GDP Report Shows US Economy Sped Up Like It Just Chugged a Red Bull
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GDP Report Shows US Economy Sped Up Like It Just Chugged a Red Bull

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Trump’s America Just Dropped an Economic Bombshell—Leftists Are Fuming In a stunning blow to the liberal narrative, the U.S. economy…

‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)
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‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

California’s ‘Green’ Disaster: Smoke-Stained Homes and a Power Company That Just Won’t Quit! In a stunning twist of environmental irony,…

White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance
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White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Smithsonian Caught Red-Handed Spreading Leftist Propaganda—White House Demands Immediate Compliance or Federal Funding Cutoff In a stunning turn of events…

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