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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot

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James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…

Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap
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Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap

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San Francisco Goes Dark Again: Another Day, Another Leftist Plot to Turn the City Into a Third World Nightmare Oh,…

Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt

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ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…

Judge says Jam Master Jay only got hit with rhymes not bullets so case dismissed
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Judge says Jam Master Jay only got hit with rhymes not bullets so case dismissed

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

In Latest Example of Judicial Activism, Left-Wing Judge Throws Out Conviction in Jam Master Jay Murder Case Because Not Enough…

Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Claim Bondi’s Death Penalty Move Was Just a Bad Match Made in Judicial Hell
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Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Claim Bondi’s Death Penalty Move Was Just a Bad Match Made in Judicial Hell

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Leftist Deep State Weaponizes Death Penalty Against Innocent Man Because He Dared to Kill an Insurance Executive In a shocking…

COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda

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Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…

Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand
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Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftist Ivy League Brainiac Snaps After Years of Being Forced to Pretend His Marxist Professors Were Smart Another day, another…

Kennedy Center Officially Renamed to Trump’s Ego Palace of Performing Arts
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Kennedy Center Officially Renamed to Trump’s Ego Palace of Performing Arts

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Trump Finally Fixes Another Liberal Disaster: Kennedy Center Gets a Much-Needed Dose of MAGA Greatness In a stunning move that…

McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…

Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble
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Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…

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