GDP Report Shows US Economy Sped Up Like It Just Chugged a Red Bull
Trump’s America Just Dropped an Economic Bombshell—Leftists Are Fuming In a stunning blow to the liberal narrative, the U.S. economy…
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‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)
California’s ‘Green’ Disaster: Smoke-Stained Homes and a Power Company That Just Won’t Quit! In a stunning twist of environmental irony,…
White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance
Smithsonian Caught Red-Handed Spreading Leftist Propaganda—White House Demands Immediate Compliance or Federal Funding Cutoff In a stunning turn of events…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…
Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap
San Francisco Goes Dark Again: Another Day, Another Leftist Plot to Turn the City Into a Third World Nightmare Oh,…
Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…
Judge says Jam Master Jay only got hit with rhymes not bullets so case dismissed
In Latest Example of Judicial Activism, Left-Wing Judge Throws Out Conviction in Jam Master Jay Murder Case Because Not Enough…
Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Claim Bondi’s Death Penalty Move Was Just a Bad Match Made in Judicial Hell
Leftist Deep State Weaponizes Death Penalty Against Innocent Man Because He Dared to Kill an Insurance Executive In a shocking…
COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…
Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand
Leftist Ivy League Brainiac Snaps After Years of Being Forced to Pretend His Marxist Professors Were Smart Another day, another…