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Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea
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Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Breaking: Another “Accident” or Iranian Sabotage? Biden’s Weakness Gets Americans Killed Again In what the Pentagon is calling a “tragic…

Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?
5 Things PM: The Morning After the Night Before
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring…

Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?
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Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally running out of clicks to count! BuzzFeed, the once-mighty kingdom of “Which Disney Princess…

Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…

FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice
Fear Factory, DARKEST HOUR, and BROTALITY Announce Cybernetic Domination Tour!
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FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Alright, metalheads, gather ’round and prepare your ear canals for what’s about to hit you harder than a hydraulic press…

US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle
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US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Another “Accidental” US Strike on Innocent Kids? Coincidence or Cover-Up? Well, well, well—another “tragic mistake” by the Biden administration’s military…

Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz
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Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oil Prices Rebound as Global Chaos Sends Shockwaves Through Markets Well, well, well, looks like the world’s gone crazy again,…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
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Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket
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Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Deep State Strikes Back! Swamp Creatures Target Trump Ally Ed Martin Looks like the radical left-wing lawyers’ club is at…

Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Fortnite Just Copied Avengers: Doomsday—And Fans Are Frozen in Shock
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Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…

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