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Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
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Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…

A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
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A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…

Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
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Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…

BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! 👑🎭 Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!
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BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! 👑🎭 Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Trump Cleans House at the Kennedy Center – Grenell Out, America Wins! In a stunning turn of events that’s got…

Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea
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Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Breaking: Another “Accident” or Iranian Sabotage? Biden’s Weakness Gets Americans Killed Again In what the Pentagon is calling a “tragic…

Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?
5 Things PM: The Morning After the Night Before
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Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring…

Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?
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Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally running out of clicks to count! BuzzFeed, the once-mighty kingdom of “Which Disney Princess…

Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…

US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle
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US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Another “Accidental” US Strike on Innocent Kids? Coincidence or Cover-Up? Well, well, well—another “tragic mistake” by the Biden administration’s military…

Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz
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Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oil Prices Rebound as Global Chaos Sends Shockwaves Through Markets Well, well, well, looks like the world’s gone crazy again,…

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