Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices

Martin Scorsese Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence
Another Hollywood Disaster in the Making?

So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film since the Clinton administration, is teaming up with two of Hollywood’s biggest virtue signalers: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence.

Apparently they’re making some pretentious art-house garbage called “What Happens at Night.” Typical Hollywood – making movies nobody will watch while the rest of America struggles with real problems.

Meanwhile, Kirsten Dunst – who’s been struggling to stay relevant for 20 years – is now starring in a “Minecraft” sequel. That’s right, they’re turning a video game about building blocks into a movie. What’s next, a film adaptation of Candy Crush?

And if that wasn’t enough liberal propaganda, they’re making a documentary about Eileen Collins, some NASA astronaut. Because nothing says “woke Hollywood” like celebrating women in STEM fields.

Here’s a news flash for Hollywood: Americans are tired of your elitist garbage. We’d rather watch reruns of “The Apprentice” than sit through another two hours of your leftist propaganda. But hey, keep making these flops – it’s just more proof that you’re completely out of touch with real Americans.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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