‘Struggling’ Multi-Millionaire ‘Relates’ to Your Empty Fridge
Another Hollywood elite virtue signaling? I bet she still cashed those checks while pretending to be struggling. Probably used food…
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“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…
Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…
Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…
OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…
2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…
6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…
FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…
CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…
Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins
Another day, another dollar, and another example of the Liberal Left’s disastrous policies destroying our once-great nation! Now, a teacher…