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Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN
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Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is now pushing culinary propaganda with “Tony and Ten Bucks.” Probably funded by George Soros to indoctrinate…

Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
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Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
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Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
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Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…

OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail
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OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put up a Halloween float with an image from Auschwitz.…

‘Struggling’ Multi-Millionaire ‘Relates’ to Your Empty Fridge
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‘Struggling’ Multi-Millionaire ‘Relates’ to Your Empty Fridge

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another Hollywood elite virtue signaling? I bet she still cashed those checks while pretending to be struggling. Probably used food…

“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
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“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…

Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
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Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
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Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
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OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

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