FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…
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CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…
Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins
Another day, another dollar, and another example of the Liberal Left’s disastrous policies destroying our once-great nation! Now, a teacher…
Pope Leo, a.k.a. Mother Nature’s Frenemy, Tosses Thoughts and Prayers at Hurricane Melissa Victims, as if That’ll Do Anything | CNN
Oh, look, the Pope is praying for hurricane victims. Isn’t that special? Betcha he’s secretly sending thoughts and prayers to…
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…
OMG! World’s Richest Company Reveals Top-Secret Plan to Take Over the World (and Your Wallet)
Behold, the rise of the machines, orchestrated by none other than those Deep State-adjacent tech overlords at Nvidia! They’re not…
“Jamaicans prepare for the apocalypse (aka Hurricane Melissa) according to CNN”
Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to…
Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins
Another day, another cop on trial, thanks to the radical left! This time, it’s Deputy Sean Grayson, who had the…
Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…
Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk
Oh, the crocodile tears are flowing faster than the Mississippi after a good rain! Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man…