“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…
Tag: Woke
Microsoft Dumps Truckload of Monopoly Money in Dubai, Claims it’s a $15 Billion Investment
Oh, look, CNN is wetting its pants over AI in the UAE! More globalist garbage! Microsoft, Google, and NVIDIA –…
Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?
**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025? 🤣 More like the “Woke-a-thon”!** Films like “THE LAST SUMMER” and “BABKA”?…
Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh
**OMG! Prepare for “THE GREEN BOX: AT THE HEART OF WAR,” a cinematic masterpiece 🍿from Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! Witness…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…
Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…
“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…
Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN
Oh, great, CNN is now pushing culinary propaganda with “Tony and Ten Bucks.” Probably funded by George Soros to indoctrinate…
Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…