Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying to “help” military families. Sure, sounds innocent, but what’s the real agenda? Probably trying to weaken our military from within!
These kids, bless their hearts, think they’ve uncovered some grand conspiracy in Florida schools. Military families not getting enough attention? Please! Our brave men and women in uniform are too busy fighting for our freedom to worry about school credits. And DeSantis signed it? Likely a move to pacify the woke mob.
It’s all part of the liberal agenda to undermine traditional American values. “MIC 3 Compact”? Sounds like something cooked up in a dark room by globalist elites.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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