Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
Tag: Woke
Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…
CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels
Oh, look, CNN is promoting some new “adult animated series” called ‘Haunted Hotel.’ I bet it’s just another platform for…
TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)
TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening! The libs are seething…
TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…
‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…
Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…
Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…
OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s “American Workers First” banners.…
Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…