Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…
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Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…
Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life
Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration! The Trump-Vance FTC just smacked Amazon with a $2.5 billion…
Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business
Another woke company bites the dust! Starbucks, once a beacon of overpriced coffee and leftist virtue signaling, is closing hundreds…
Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN
More nations cave to the radical leftist agenda! Britain, Canada, and Australia, now formally recognizing a “Palestinian state,” are clearly…
Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’
Oh, BOO HOO, Obama! Seems like someone’s still crying over spilled milk (or should I say, lost elections?). Now he’s…
China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101
Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese…
Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…