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Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts
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Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward presents: Fault Lines! 🤣 Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church hosts this snooze-fest on social justice. Hear peeps…

Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN
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Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Ah, yes, another victory for the woke mob in tiny Newbern, Alabama! Seems like the Deep State’s plan to infiltrate…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
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Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…

CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
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CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…

Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
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Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…

How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
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How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…

From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
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From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…

Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…

CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
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CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…

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