Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…
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How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…
From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…
Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…
CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…
CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…
Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…
Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…
JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…
5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…