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Illinois Official Hilariously Claims Trump’s Chicago “Help” Came Without a Single Phone Call, Text, or Carrier Pigeon | CNN Politics
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Illinois Official Hilariously Claims Trump’s Chicago “Help” Came Without a Single Phone Call, Text, or Carrier Pigeon | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

**Another day, another soccer mom triggered by… something. Probably the price of organic kale at Whole Foods. But no, wait!…

Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence
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Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

The swamp is draining itself, folks! Jerry Nadler, another Deep State operative, is calling it quits! After decades of pushing…

Nestle CEO Gets Fired For Being Naughty, Shocking Absolutely No One
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Nestle CEO Gets Fired For Being Naughty, Shocking Absolutely No One

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Nestle CEO Laurent Freixe, ousted for a “romantic relationship” – sure, that’s the…

Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs
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Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Chicago is bracing for a massive influx of freedom, courtesy of President Trump and the National Guard. Seems the Windy…

Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
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Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…

Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts
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Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward presents: Fault Lines! 🤣 Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church hosts this snooze-fest on social justice. Hear peeps…

Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN
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Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Ah, yes, another victory for the woke mob in tiny Newbern, Alabama! Seems like the Deep State’s plan to infiltrate…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
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Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…

CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
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CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…

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