911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…
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Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)
Drive-ins are making a comeback? More like a desperate grasp for relevance in a world that’s moved on! These relics…
House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News
The Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, still whining about something! They are claiming the DOJ isn’t handing over enough…
Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt
Black Film Club Collective Presents: Matinee + Mimosas at Three Cities Social! 🥂 BYOB (Bring Your Own Bubbly) 🍾 and…
Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL
Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the…
Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…
Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…
EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
Erik Menendez to Remain Roommates With Iron Bars After Whiny Plea to Leave Slammer Gets Rejected
Another day, another win for justice! Erik Menendez, the pampered brat who, along with his equally loathsome brother, Lyle, turned…