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Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
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Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…

R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
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R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…

MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas
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MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Oh great, another crossover! 🙄 As if Magic: The Gathering wasn’t already bloated enough with universes colliding like a toddler’s…

Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
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Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…

I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”
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I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

I PREVAIL, those Michigan rockers who somehow managed to get a platinum record and a couple of participation trophies (aka…

Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
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Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!🎉 Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
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Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…

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Humans Still Bumbling Through Another Day: A Real-Life Sitcom No One Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Prepare for the #1 Saturday night snooze-fest in ATL! 😴 Revel Saturdays: Where dreams go to die (of boredom).…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

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