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‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
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‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

  OMG!😱 The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
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Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…

Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge
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Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the depravity! First Grok, now Elmo? What’s next, Big Bird leading an Antifa rally? Clearly, this is the work…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in Łódź, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…

James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
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James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
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Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…

Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses
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Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Nicki Minaj, Queen of Shade and Petty Supremacy, Just Decided to Roast Jay-Z and Megan Thee Stallion Like…

Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…

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