🎬 Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! 🧛💸
Marvel’s reboot of the iconic vampire-slaying saga, Blade, has hit another delay — shocker, right? After four years of setbacks,…
Month: October 2024
Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫
In an unprecedented turn of events, Denuvo, the controversial anti-piracy software we all love to hate, has taken a bold…
Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸
It’s official: Linkin Park’s new single «Over Each Other» has dropped, and instead of rocking fans’ worlds, it’s left them…
Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth
U.S. — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what countless scientists had suspected for decades, revealing an astounding 100% of…
🚀🎥 Predator: Wasteland Speedrun – Digital Version Kills the Plot in Record Time
Well, folks, mark your calendars for November 8, 2025. That’s when Predator: Wasteland, the latest entry in the franchise, will…
🔒🖥️ Prince of Persia Devs Refuse to Make Another Assassin’s Creed – Ubisoft Chains Them to Desks
In a stunning move that shocked absolutely no one familiar with Ubisoft’s formulaic game assembly line, the studio has officially…
💀 Radiohead Might Return — But Only to Cry About Life’s Sadness on Stage 😭
In the latest shocking-but-not-surprising turn of events, Thom Yorke — Radiohead’s resident king of angst and doom — has made…
🦖👾 The Future is… VHS? Alien: Romulus Brings Back Retro, but Will Gen Z Even Know How to Watch It?
In what can only be described as a stroke of genius marketing – or perhaps a brutal reminder of how…
👩🚀 Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!
In a stunningly progressive move that surely rivals the labor reforms of the Industrial Revolution, Cloud Imperium Games (CIG) has…
Coldplay’s New Album: Boosting Food Sales or Killing Our Appetite? 🍩🎧
In case you missed it (you lucky soul), Coldplay’s Moon Music has predictably skyrocketed to the top of the American…