Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
Day: July 1, 2025
Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…
CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…
CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…
Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)
Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane.…
Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching
Read MoreThe OnionATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a…
Elon Sends Optimus Robot Back In Time To Terminate ‘Big Beautiful Bill’
AUSTIN, TX — Tension between President Donald Trump his wealthiest and most well-known supporter reached a new level today, as…
May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!
More Fake News from CNN! They begrudgingly admit the Trump economy is still roaring, but can’t help themselves with a…