Well, well, well, look what we have here! The liberal snowflakes are melting faster than an iceberg in July over the new “Alligator Alcatraz”! Seems like they’re more concerned about the comfort of illegal aliens than the safety of American citizens.
These Democrat lawmakers are whining about “inhumane political theater.” Give me a break! It’s called border security, something these socialists know nothing about. They probably want to give these folks free healthcare and college tuition while they’re at it.
Reports of extreme heat and structural issues? Probably exaggerated by the fake news media. I bet these migrants are living better than most Americans under Biden’s disastrous economy. And environmental threats? Please, the alligators are probably thrilled to have some new friends, whether they like it or not!
Trump toured the facility, and the Left is losing their minds. They are trying to make him look bad at every turn.
“Alligator Alcatraz” is “as safe and secure as you can be.” DeSantis knows what he’s doing. If they don’t like it, they can go back where they came from!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.