Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports

Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports

Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic trade deal with Vietnam. Can you believe it? While the radical left is busy trying to impeach him for the 147th time, President Trump is making America richer and more powerful, one deal at a time.

The terms are simple: Vietnam pays a 20% tariff on all goods and a whopping 40% on transshipped goods. That’s right, folks, we’re making them pay! Remember when Biden was giving away the store? Those days are OVER.

And let’s not forget, Vietnam is a HUGE trading partner. They sent us $137 billion worth of goods last year. But thanks to President Trump, they’ll be paying their fair share. This is what happens when you have a strong leader who puts America first. Take that, globalists!

Of course, CNN calls it a “developing story” because they’re probably hoping it falls apart. They’re probably already working on a hit piece, trying to find some way to spin this as a bad thing. But we know the truth. President Trump is winning, and the Democrats are losing. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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