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Day: February 4, 2026

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“Dr Jessamy Hibberd Reveals Secret: How to Finally Stop Your Brain From Ruining Everything”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

Stop overthinking! Or keep doing it – what do we care? 😅 Join us on **Zoom, Feb 4, 2026, 7pm…

“MBP Brad Hoylman-Sigal’s Grand Debut: Where Politics Meets Party and Boroughs Unite for a Bash”
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“MBP Brad Hoylman-Sigal’s Grand Debut: Where Politics Meets Party and Boroughs Unite for a Bash”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

**Buckle up, Manhattan!** It’s time to witness history—or at least a really long afternoon—as Brad Hoylman-Sigal gets sworn in as…

“Mastering the Fine Art of Schmoozing: How to Pretend You Care About People for Profit”
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“Mastering the Fine Art of Schmoozing: How to Pretend You Care About People for Profit”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

Attention, ladies! Seats are limited—because apparently, too many smart women in one Zoom room might cause a power surge. Jan…

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