Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring…
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Top 5 Most Hated Bands in Modern Metal
Welcome to Modern Metal’s Hall of Shame — the 5 bands true metalheads love to hate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…
D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…
Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…
If she compliments you, she’s an FBI agent
I am the one to do the flirting not the other way round 😹 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ
Well, well, well—looks like someone’s been playing with fire! 🔥 Angela Gossow, the queen of growls and spreadsheet mastery, has…
Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…
Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie
Where in the World is Nancy Guthrie? Probably Plotting with Deep State Operatives! CNN, that bastion of fake news and…
Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…