South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his daughter Kim Ju Ae as his heir, with the 13-year-old having recently attended several high profile events alongside her father. What do you think?
“Four interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?”
Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher
“That’ll look amazing on her college application.”
Neil Trotter, Assistant Associate
“Seriously? After everything the Chairman of the Standing Committee of the Supreme People’s Assembly, Choe Ryong-hae, has done for him?”
Courtney Lau, Sign Letterer
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South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his daughter Kim Ju Ae as his heir, with the 13-year-old having recently attended several high profile events alongside her father. What do you think?
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