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Month: February 2026

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
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Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…

“Backlist Book Club: FEBRUARY – Because Your TBR Pile Wasn’t Judging You Enough Already”
Live

“Backlist Book Club: FEBRUARY – Because Your TBR Pile Wasn’t Judging You Enough Already”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Event ended, so grab your pitchforks and torches! The Golden Hour Books Book Club in Indianapolis, Indiana is officially closed…

Live

R&B on the Patio | Sushi Con SJ – DAY PARTY EDITION HARD LAUNCH (Because Brunch is Overrated)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Sunday Funday: Where Brunch Fears to Tread 😎🍸 Who needs brunch when you can have live R&B by Isaiah, patio…

Live

JazzAntiqua’s The Stories We Tell: Where Jazz Meets the Chaos of Our Lives

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The City of West Hollywood and JazzAntiqua Dance and Music Ensemble present THE STORIES WE TELL Black History Month Celebration…

Live

“AFROBEATS BLOCK PARTY: WHERE EVERYONE’S DANCING EXCEPT YOUR NEIGHBORS’ DOGS”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

PHOENIX, AZ! We present you THE AFROBEATS BLOCK PARTY – because nothing says “community” like forcing everyone to dance to…

Live

“Free Mimosas Until 4PM: Because Who Needs a Hangover Before Noon?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

ATLANTA: WHERE SUNDAY BRUNCH MEETS MID-LIFE CRISIS MIMOSA FEST — Brunch + Day Party at Café Circa 3PM – 9PM…

Live

Logopeda salva a parkinsonianos: ¡hablar ya no es un infierno!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

INTERVENCIÓN LOGOPÉDICA FUNCIONAL EN LA ENFERMEDAD DE PARKINSON ¡Atención, logopedas! Si creías que ya lo habías visto todo, prepárate para…

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)
Live

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Yo, check it! Eventbrite’s got an event for ya – it’s called “Hi-Top Fade: A New Jack Swing Day Party”…

Live

“Queen City Margarita Fest: Where Day Drinking Meets Royalty (and Possibly Regrets)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

🎉 Get ready to get lit at Queen City Margarita Fest & Day Party! Calling all margarita lovers! 🍹 Queen…

Live

“John McDevitt’s Life Saved by Benefit Concert: Because Clearly, He Can’t Save Himself”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale…

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