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Month: February 2026

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“CC Productions Presents: ‘HBCU/D9 Night Out’ – Where Greeks and 9s Party Like It’s 1999!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Greeks, Bottles, and Beyoncé Vibes Only! 🍾 CC Productions brings you an HBCU/D9 NIGHT OUT AT FELT-MGMNH Cliff & Cle…

Armed Guy Bites the Dust After Getting Too Close to Trump’s Florida Fortress
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Armed Guy Bites the Dust After Getting Too Close to Trump’s Florida Fortress

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Secret Service Thwarts Another Woke Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Florida Fortress In what can only be described as another desperate…

The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
The Scream Franchise: A Graveyard of Dead Scripts and Broken Dreams
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The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed

FinnFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…

One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
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One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

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YMCA’s Annual Father-Daughter Dance: Where Dads Finally Get to Dance Without Being Judged

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Daddy-Daughter Dance: Because Nothing Says ‘Quality Time’ Like a $1,500 Table Join us for the 18th Annual YMCA Father Daughter…

Babylon Bee

Canada Now Officially An American Province

FinnFebruary 22, 2026

    U.S. – After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada…

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Welcome to adulthood!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Maybe sell that cellphone and the car that your mom and dad gave you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew
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“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

CNN Admits to Pedo Coverup as They Celebrate ‘Historic’ Photo of Epstein Pal Andrew! Well, well, well! Look what the…

Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics
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Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Governor Newsom Confesses to Lifelong Battle with Dyslexia—Is He Trying to Distract from His Failed Leadership? In a shocking interview…

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