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Month: February 2026

RFK Jr. Claims Keto Diet Cures Schizophrenia
The Onion

RFK Jr. Claims Keto Diet Cures Schizophrenia

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

       Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can…

Babylon Bee

Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    MILANO — One of the world’s most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the…

Babylon Bee

Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    TORRANCE, CA — Jeremy Fales, a local marketer for a Fortune 500 company, reportedly had an epiphany on Thursday…

Babylon Bee

In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in…

ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
ARCH ENEMY Just Dropped a New Singer and a New Song, and Fans Are Absolutely Shook
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ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, The Pokémon Company just dropped a bombshell: more cards! Yes, folks, the world collectively holds its breath as…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

Babylon Bee

Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    LONDON — In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased…

Remember When Arch Enemy Was Metal?
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Remember When Arch Enemy Was Metal?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 19, 2026

Not a soulless tribute act swapping the same polished glam mannequins at the mic Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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“Comment survivre à un Cosmos Mental sans perdre sa santé mentale en ligne”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 19, 2026

🌟 Prêt à explorer l’univers fou de la santé mentale avec Psycom ? Cet atelier, c’est comme un GPS pour…

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