Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama
Another Liberal Billionaire Bites the Dust! Tom Pritzker Retires After Epstein Files Expose His “Deep Regret” In a shocking turn…
Month: February 2026
RIP Mark Sawickis of Impetigo
A true underground legend Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You’ll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.
Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and…
Top 10 Attractions To Check Out When You Go To Heaven
Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you’ll actually get to see…
Trump Boasts He Now Has Highest Approval Rating Of Any Current U.S. President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proudly announced Monday that he now has the highest approval rating of any…
Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices
Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…
In Memory of Robert Duvall: The Best Scenes from Apocalypse Now
Robert Duvall as the legendary Colonel Kilgore Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring…
Top 5 Most Hated Bands in Modern Metal
Welcome to Modern Metal’s Hall of Shame — the 5 bands true metalheads love to hate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…