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Month: February 2026

ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
Breaking, Music News

ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…

Events

“Lo spirito dei tempi: When Even the Zeitgeist Needs a Coffee Break”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

INSIDE IMPACT. Capire per Cambiare 🎯 45 minuti di saggezza per capire che direzione prenderà il movimento impact oggi. Spoiler:…

Babylon Bee

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common

FinnFebruary 11, 2026

    U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained…

Babylon Bee

Family Leaving Church After Finding Out Pastor Pronounces ‘Wash’ Like ‘Worsh’

FinnFebruary 11, 2026

    GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after the…

Babylon Bee

Wife Interrupts Own Story With Another Story

FinnFebruary 11, 2026

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin…

Events

“Meta-analysis Masterclass: Turning Random Papers into One Big ‘Aha!’ Moment”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Attention, aspiring meta-analysis wizards! 🧙‍♂️📊 Join the Royal Society of Medicine’s 6-week crash course on systematic reviews! 📅 Wednesday nights,…

Report: Less Than 14% Of Those Arrested By ICE Had Criminal Record
The Onion

Report: Less Than 14% Of Those Arrested By ICE Had Criminal Record

FinnFebruary 11, 2026

       Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S.…

This may be Biden’s most iconic video of his presidency
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This may be Biden’s most iconic video of his presidency

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Biden moments always make my day Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking: FAA Pulls a Biden on El Paso Flight Ban—Then Says ‘Never Mind, It’s Fine’ In a move that could…

Man questioned by police in Nancy Guthrie case speaks out… because apparently silence is overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Man questioned by police in Nancy Guthrie case speaks out… because apparently silence is overrated

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Another Day, Another Fake News Frenzy: CNN’s Latest Nancy Guthrie Circus Oh, look, it’s CNN again, pretending to be serious…

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