DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?
Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…
Month: February 2026
Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…
W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
“LegiX: O LegalX da Sua Vida Jurídica (Agora com 100% Mais Jargão Técnico!)”
Quer impressionar os amigos na próxima festa? Aprenda a pesquisar 3,4 milhões de documentos em 45 minutos! 🕵️♂️📚 Na próxima…
Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…
Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…
DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting
BOSTON—In a move hailed as a breakthrough for round-the-clock gambling, sports betting company DraftKings announced Tuesday that users would…
BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’
Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…
CUPID’S CRAWL: Where Hearts and Bar Tabs Get Broken Simultaneously
Cupid’s Crawl: Because Nothing Says Love Like Drunk Bar Hopping 💘 Chicago, love is in the air and Cupid is…
No-Valentine’s Singles Party: Peared x Casta’s Bodega – Where Love Goes to Die and Tacos Thrive
Love is overrated. Margaritas are not. 🍹 Skip the overpriced roses and forced romance—Peared is taking over Casta’s Bodega for…