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Month: February 2026

Babylon Bee

8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it’s critical to…

Babylon Bee

Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    U.S. — In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no…

Babylon Bee

Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    U.S. — After watching several videos of anti-ICE protesters viciously hunting people down to check their papers, an impressed…

Live

“Summer Academy 2026 Open House: Where the Sun Shines, the Snacks Are Endless, and Your Wallet Cries”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Summer Academy 2026 is back, and so are the existential crises! 😅 Join us on February 24th for a virtual…

PM Talks: AI Takes Over Leadership – Human Bosses, You’re Next!
Live

PM Talks: AI Takes Over Leadership – Human Bosses, You’re Next!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Hold onto your Gantt charts, folks! Project management is having a midlife crisis thanks to AI, and apparently, only Ariadna…

Live

“What To Eat Now: Marion Nestle Schools Us on Food, While Julia Moskin Pretends to Take Notes”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

The average American supermarket is a labyrinth of over 30,000 products, but fear not—Marion Nestle is here to guide you…

WEBINAR – Ecografía: El “superpoder” que todo cirujano necesita para parecer cool frente al paciente
Live

WEBINAR – Ecografía: El “superpoder” que todo cirujano necesita para parecer cool frente al paciente

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

¡Atención cirujanos! Ahora necesitan más que un bisturí: también un “estetoscopio tecnológico”. ¿Crees que la cirugía es solo cortar y…

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines
The Onion

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

       VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that…

Live

Tennessee Winter Beer Fest 2026: Where Snowflakes Meet Frothy Pints

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Beer lovers, rejoice! 🍻 On February 21st, 2026, the Tennessee Winter Beer Fest (TWBF) returns for its 14th year of…

Live

2000s WORLD @ CATCH ONE LOS ANGELES: Where the Bass Dropped Harder Than Your Standards

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 6, 2026

2000’s World Step back into the 2000s in Los Angeles! Get ready for a night packed with Y2K energy —…

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