Melania Trump Documentary Fails To Sell Tickets
Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump’s documentary Melania have led to rescue efforts by the GOP that include buying…
Month: February 2026
Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Newsom announced today that construction has wrapped on the long anticipated high speed rail project,…
Lucasfilm and Disney+ Unleash Mind-Blowing, Heart-Stopping, Pants-Wetting Star Wars Maul – Shadow Lord Trailer!
Disney+ Unleashes the Hype Train for Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Because Apparently We Needed More Sith Drama Oh…
WWE 2K26: The Game That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Possibly Your Wrestling Career Dreams
CM Punk Is Finally Back In WWE 2K26 – But Only In Video Game Form Oh look, CM Punk is…
MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…
“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”
Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Erik Grönwall is back, baby! And not just back, but back with an album…
“Galentine’s Day Crafting Party: Because Wine and Glitter Are the Real Valentine’s MVPs”
TL;DR: Valentine’s Day crafting event at Tempe Public Library, but whoops, sales are over. .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log…
“Queens Rule, Medieval Europe Drools: RHS Lecture Goes Online”
Move over, kings! Medieval queens were the real MVPs, apparently. 👑 Charles West from Edinburgh U is here to tell…
“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”
Well, well, well—if it isn’t the Democrats’ latest meltdown over the FBI doing what the FBI does best: investigating the…
“Fair and Equitable Deal: Iranian FM Praises US Negotiations, Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Laugh?”
Breaking News: Iran Suddenly Interested in “Fair” Talks—Coincidence? We Think Not! In a stunning turn of events, Iran’s Foreign Minister…