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Month: August 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Jesus Osete to Missouri court
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Jesus Osete to Missouri court

Milton TruthwellAugust 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION from the esteemed leader, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama
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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama

FinnAugust 20, 2026

    Nestled in the heart of the South, there’s a reason America’s 22nd state is called “Sweet Home Alabama.”    Read…

Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

Oso Oso Sets Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Oso Oso Sets Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Oso Oso have announced plans to tour North America this fall, with support from Leisure Hour, Bad Luck, Liquid Mike,…

Rosalía Covers Bad Bunny Hit Live On Stage In Monterrey
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Rosalía Covers Bad Bunny Hit Live On Stage In Monterrey

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Rosalía gave Bad Bunny’s “Safaera” an impromptu rendition during her “LUX Tour” concert in Monterrey, Mexico, on Wednesday night, singing…

Weird Al Brings Full Band to NPRs Tiny Desk Again
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Weird Al Brings Full Band to NPRs Tiny Desk Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has returned to NPR’s Tiny Desk, marking his first performance at the venue in over 15 years.…

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
Babylon Bee

America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving

FinnAugust 20, 2026

    U.S. — The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news…

Wu-Tang Clan Embarks On Final Chamber Tour Tickets Available Now
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Wu-Tang Clan Embarks On Final Chamber Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

The Wu-Tang Clan are giving fans another chance to witness them in concert before closing the book on their touring…

Yungblud Performs with Broken Leg in Wheelchair
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Yungblud Performs with Broken Leg in Wheelchair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Yungblud broke his leg in a dirt bike accident at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota earlier this month,…

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