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Month: August 2026

Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

Fall 2026s Hottest Hip Hop Tours Revealed Now
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Fall 2026s Hottest Hip Hop Tours Revealed Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Concert tours are barreling into fall, and — ahh, yes — that means it’s that magical time of year when…

Brittany Howard Talks Alabama Shakes Reunion And New Music
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Brittany Howard Talks Alabama Shakes Reunion And New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

After a decade away, Alabama Shakes are suddenly a living, breathing band again. Brittany Howard spoke with Kyle Meredith about…

10 Notable Historical Events Experts Now Believe Were Caused By Postpartum Depression
Babylon Bee

10 Notable Historical Events Experts Now Believe Were Caused By Postpartum Depression

FinnAugust 31, 2026

    Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole…

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change
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Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson mocked President Trump’s recent executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake…

Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack
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Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Art and music have the power to capture life and imagination, including both the beautiful and the ugly aspects of…

Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey ‘Gay Ice Football’
Babylon Bee

Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey ‘Gay Ice Football’

FinnAugust 31, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle…

Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey ‘Gay Ice Football’
Babylon Bee

Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey ‘Gay Ice Football’

FinnAugust 31, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle…

Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…

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