Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew
HAMDEN, CT—Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of…
Day: August 6, 2026
Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…
Pattinson Plays Dateline Icon Chris Hansen In New Primetime Series
Robert Pattinson is having quite a year, between high-profile roles in The Drama, The Odyssey, and the upcoming Dune: Part…
Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…
Netflix Unveils First Extended Look at Grand Theft Auto VI
It’s not every day that a video game premieres an “extended look” on Netflix, but not every game is Grand…
AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…
Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…
Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…
Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…