THE ORACLE SPEAKS: El-Sayed threatens filibuster termination for Democratic Senate gain
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, the COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK has sounded the alarm about…
Day: August 6, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump allies seek new tariff powers to punish unfair trade partners
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, allies of THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump agrees with Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed on filibuster termination
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has taken to Truth…
Henry Rollins Pens New Coming Of Age Memoir Bait Dog Boy
Henry Rollins is set to release a memoir focusing on his childhood through his early days in the Washington, D.C.,…
Morrissey To Open For Tool At Riot Fest 2026
Riot Fest’s 2026 lineup was already batshit crazy, but wait until you see it broken down in its daily schedule…
Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
SpaceX Crashes Rocket Into Hollywood Soundstage
HOLLYWOOD, CA — A defunct Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket crashed into a Hollywood sound stage on Wednesday night, leaving…
New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money
WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged…
Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…
Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest…