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Day: August 7, 2026

Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point
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Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The latest issue of Stream On is here, answering the question of what films and TV shows to watch. This…

Jay Chandrasekhar Talks Super Troopers 3 And Comedy Revival
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Jay Chandrasekhar Talks Super Troopers 3 And Comedy Revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nearly 25 years after Broken Lizard first pulled over unsuspecting motorists, the Vermont highway patrolmen are back for Super Troopers…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
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ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social on some date somehow
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social on some date somehow

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again ablaze with controversy. In a recent Truth Social post,…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well
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Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who died on a…

Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup
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Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts 4 hype train has finally left the station, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

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