ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
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Karol G Turns Heartbreak into Musical Gold
The exact moment Karol G became a global superstar is up for debate. Some people place it somewhere around her…
Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…
Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20
BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and…
THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…
Chappell Roan Hosts Two Day Fundraiser for Trans Youth and LGBTQ
Chappell Roan and her nonprofit, The Midwest Princess Project, have announced the singer’s two-day “The Super Graphic Spectacular” fundraiser taking…
Sophia Takes Break from KATSEYE Group
Sophia has become the second member of KATSEYE to take a hiatus from the group, citing her mental health. Back…
Gillian Anderson Shines in Dark Teen Thriller Camp Miasma
Writer/director Jane Schoenbrun doesn’t make movies that are easy to unlock, in a way that genuinely seems to be the…
Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…
‘There Aren’t Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,’ Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor
SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor…