Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League
U.S. — In a disgusting act of appalling bigotry, the WNBA is refusing to allow a stunning, beautiful woman…
Day: August 9, 2026
SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…
Drake Shows Love For Goth Inspired Fashion
If you’re like me and woke up Sunday morning to immediately see a viral clip of Drake barking in an…
Strokes Invite Charli XCX Onstage at Outside Lands
Charli xcx joined The Strokes onstage at Outside Lands in San Francisco Saturday to perform “Take It or Leave It.”…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 9 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…
Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! 🤖🎸 Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…
Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…
Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…
Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like AI is getting a little too smart for…