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Day: August 11, 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Todd Starnes releases book on Trump saving America
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Todd Starnes releases book on Trump saving America

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the literary world is abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet. In…

Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
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Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…

Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink
Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink

FinnAugust 11, 2026

    WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on…

Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist
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Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dwayne Johnson wants you to hear what he is cooking up in the studio. In a new interview with Rolling…

Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow
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Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, earth-shattering, and potentially wallet-draining news in the gaming universe: PlayStation has announced a limited…

Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten
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Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten

FinnAugust 11, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — Governor Maura Healey signed into law House Bill 5595 this morning, legalizing abortion in the state…

Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set
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Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Rob Zombie’s Firefly film trilogy will be released as a 4K Ultra HD eight-disc box set on October 13th via…

Cypress Hill Drops First All Spanish Language Album
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Cypress Hill Drops First All Spanish Language Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

For Cypress Hill, making Dios Bendiga, the band’s first album of original songs written entirely in Spanish, meant returning to…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

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