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Day: August 12, 2026

Duchovny Talks Music, Movies and Comedy on Latest Podcast
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Duchovny Talks Music, Movies and Comedy on Latest Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

David Duchovny has spent the last decade making the phrase “actor-turned-musician” increasingly useless. His fourth album, Prince of Pieces, finds…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming
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Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Pearl Abyss is celebrating the post-launch content added to Crimson Desert by announcing more DLC in Q4 2026, and a…

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
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Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…

Blackmore Reunites with Deep Purple After 33 Years
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Blackmore Reunites with Deep Purple After 33 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Ritchie Blackmore, the legendary guitarist, revealed that he will perform with former band Deep Purple for the first time in…

Coyote vs Acme Scores Big as Underdog Triumph
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Coyote vs Acme Scores Big as Underdog Triumph

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Coyote vs. Acme, a hybrid live-action/animated adventure starring Will Forte, John Cena, and a slew of classic Looney Tunes characters,…

Cla Drops New Album Me and the Music and Latest Single
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Cla Drops New Album Me and the Music and Latest Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Claud is back to announce their third album, Me and the Music, out on October 23rd via Dead Oceans. They’ve…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump claims total control over Strait of Hormuz
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump claims total control over Strait of Hormuz

Milton TruthwellAugust 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of the United States.…

AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future
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AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future

FinnAugust 12, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

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