ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP nominates Phil Axt to North Dakota court
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…
Day: August 20, 2026
Boy Gets Nice Long Look At Small Of Father’s Back While He Picks Up Ping-Pong Ball
APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly…
Weezer Rocks Fallon with Rare Song Performance
Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo took cues from New York City street performers when the band stopped by The Tonight Show…
Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News
Enslaved have announced their new album Mið, due out October 30th via Nuclear Blast Records. Alongside news of the release,…
Cosquín Rock 2027 Lineup Features Jack Johnson and More Big Names
Argentina’s Cosquín Rock has announced the lineup for its 2027 edition, with Jack Johnson, Babasónicos, Wos, Divididos, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs,…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
A.I. Assistant Starting To Suspect Its Human Might Be A Bit Of A Moron
CYBERSPACE — An A.I. assistant working with a middle-aged dad from Maine reportedly grew concerned that its human might…
BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…
Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…
Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Alaska primary results are in, and it looks like Democratic…