Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters. What do you think?
“An intermediary between me and God? What am I, a Papist?”
Laura Grigg, Kiln Supervisor
“I accept Jesus into my hard drive.”
Hakim Washington, Chess Commentator
“I’m not big on technology, but I do love false idols.”
Danny Ezzo, Needle Threader
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Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters. What do you think?
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