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Day: August 27, 2026

GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who’s in a bit of hot water. Apparently,…

Ramones Doc Gets New 4K Theatrical Run This Century
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Ramones Doc Gets New 4K Theatrical Run This Century

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

The Ramones’ documentary, End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones, is set to receive a new theatrical screening…

Josh Homme Slams Corporate Control At Concert
Live, Music News

Josh Homme Slams Corporate Control At Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme made headlines earlier this month when his band was opening for Foo Fighters…

Goose Plays Final Song Before Cops Shut Down Colorado House Party
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Goose Plays Final Song Before Cops Shut Down Colorado House Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Goose played a surprise set at a house party at University of Colorado in Boulder on Wednesday night, serving as…

VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on
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VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $599 pair of XR glasses to go along with their $500 console…

GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
Breaking, Games News

GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…

Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things ‘America’
Babylon Bee

Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things ‘America’

FinnAugust 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon…

Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
The Onion

Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online

FinnAugust 27, 2026

       MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for…

‘I’m Worried The Kids Are Addicted To Social Media,’ Says Mom Who Posts On Facebook 137 Times A Day
Babylon Bee

‘I’m Worried The Kids Are Addicted To Social Media,’ Says Mom Who Posts On Facebook 137 Times A Day

FinnAugust 27, 2026

    LANSING, MI — Local mom Gina Muldoon, who sources confirmed posts to Facebook an average of 137 times each…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Larry Rhoden wins big in South Dakota with Trump endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Larry Rhoden wins big in South Dakota with Trump endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Dakota are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

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