Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…
Month: August 2026
Florida Credits Record-Low Crime Rate To Having Chased Away All The Democrats
   TALLAHASSEE, FL — With recent data showing a marked decrease in crime across the Sunshine State, Florida officials credited…
Death Cab for Cutie Return to NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert Series
Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…
Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Todd Starnes releases book on Trump saving America
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the literary world is abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet. In…
Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…
Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink
   WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on…
Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist
Dwayne Johnson wants you to hear what he is cooking up in the studio. In a new interview with Rolling…
Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow
Get ready for the most epic, earth-shattering, and potentially wallet-draining news in the gaming universe: PlayStation has announced a limited…
Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten
   BOSTON, MA — Governor Maura Healey signed into law House Bill 5595 this morning, legalizing abortion in the state…